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About Me Member General Digital Photographer Dahlia VonDeeFemale/Sweden Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Months
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Newspaper Scandall

Sun Nov 22, 2009, 3:18 PM
  • Mood: Mortified
  • Listening to: Chatter
  • Reading: The Explosionist
  • Watching: Blair Witch Project
  • Playing: Wii-Fit
  • Eating: Empty space D:
  • Drinking: Tea
Oh my goood. People are so fucking gross.

I was trying to buy a fucking Sunday paper this afternoon. Went to 5 or 6 stupid little vend stores trying to get my paper. [Because I can't go on without the Sunday paper. Seriously.]

And okay, so the people behind the register are awkward -arn't they always!- But after being fed up and having gone to 4 different shops I made a desperate attempt at a pit stop thingie, and the minute I walked in this little old indian man pops out of fucking NOWHERE, and greets me with "HELLO BABY"

Holyshit. I thought I was going to DIIIIIE. I just turned around and walked back out, without a second glance.

But holyshit, when did little old indian men get so weird! D:

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So I'm finally re-editing this.

I'll tell you a little about myself, and the rest you can read in my journal entries, if you find me that interesting.

I've lived in too many places to count, and speak countless languages. I have worldly experience and know how to act sophisticated, but I also have that stupidly childish side that likes to rear its ugly head and make itself all too well known.

I enjoy what I do, and will continue doing it until my demise.

Oh and, you can call me Dahlia. Those close to me may call me other things, but you may call me Dahlia.

Oh and, Hej. Jag Bar Du.

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  • Current Residence: Sweden
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Large?
  • Print preference: Any
  • Interests: Everything, of course.
  • Favourite movie: Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Favourite band or musician: Zombie Girl
  • Favourite genre of music: Electro / Techno
  • Favourite artist: Mooniter
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stephen King
  • Favourite photographer: ~
  • Favourite style of art: Abstract
  • Operating System: Laptop
  • MP3 player of choice: Ipod for now
  • Favourite game: Silent Hill
  • Favourite gaming platform: GameCube
  • Favourite cartoon character: Jessica Rabbit
  • Personal Quote: "Art is anything you can get away with"

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:iconbang-bang-matrimony:
~Bang-Bang-Matrimony Nov 29, 2009, 3:46:01 PM
You! I know you!

Ahaha.


C:


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"Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier."
Mae West
:icondykekandyproductions:
~DykeKandyProductions Dec 5, 2009, 8:17:35 PM
You doooo?

How scary. x: And yet, how cool.

But question, just how do you know me? |:

c:

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"She was the most pros-kwim-in-ous. Womens in Swedens has sex with everybody. Pfft! Thanks, Mom!"

See? We're all whores over here. Skwisgaar said it.
:iconkristehvampire:
*Kristehvampire Nov 9, 2009, 7:08:17 PM
*IMustBeDead

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"We've uh, figured out how to travel through time... at the speed of regular time with... plastic bags."

ಠ_ಠ"

...

:turbopoke:
:icondykekandyproductions:
~DykeKandyProductions Nov 9, 2009, 7:56:31 PM
I favorited some of his work [forever] agoooo.

And the completely forgot about it. [head/desk]

But I looove it. LOOOOVE

--
"She was the most pros-kwim-in-ous. Womens in Swedens has sex with everybody. Pfft! Thanks, Mom!"

See? We're all whores over here. Skwisgaar said it.
:iconkristehvampire:
*Kristehvampire Oct 27, 2009, 5:27:43 PM
[link]

Your chalkboard

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"We've uh, figured out how to travel through time... at the speed of regular time with... plastic bags."

ಠ_ಠ"

...

:turbopoke:
:iconkristehvampire:
*Kristehvampire Oct 20, 2009, 4:38:49 PM
It's about time. :iconwthplz:

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"We've uh, figured out how to travel through time... at the speed of regular time with... plastic bags."

ಠ_ಠ"

...

:turbopoke:
:icondykekandyproductions:
Mood: Flirty ~DykeKandyProductions Oct 21, 2009, 3:17:31 PM
I love you too, Kristeh.

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"She was the most pros-kwim-in-ous. Womens in Swedens has sex with everybody. Pfft! Thanks, Mom!"

See? We're all whores over here. Skwisgaar said it.
:iconjimmystalion:
Mood: Obsessed ~JimmyStalion Sep 9, 2009, 6:29:42 PM
DAMN IT! i read it. So your right im ur epic gay creeper!

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~Jimmy ~ Stalion~
:iconkristehvampire:
*Kristehvampire Sep 9, 2009, 5:13:02 PM
Holaaaaaaa~ <3 Guess whooo

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"We've uh, figured out how to travel through time... at the speed of regular time with... plastic bags."

ಠ_ಠ"

...

:turbopoke:
:iconandras120:
*andras120 Sep 6, 2009, 10:51:09 PM
Hi, Dahlia! Thanks for that very thoughtful comment on Dahlia Candy 2...made me feel quite good. Welcome to dA, btw...hope you enjoy your time here.

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Great expectation is the breeding ground of great accomplishment.
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